A decidedly odd couple convince Dr. Alan Grant to travel to Isla Sorna, which results in an unexpected landing unexpected new inhabitants on the island.
Review:
There is really nothing to say about this one besides that it's total crap.
The plot is absurd, uninteresting, forgettable and it goes nowhere. "The Lost World" was not exactly a needed sequel, but the plot in that at least went somewhere, but this was just tedious and unnecessary.
The characters are forgettable and uninteresting (except for Dr. Grant, the protagonist from the first film, who reappeared in this). The first two films had a good set of characters who have interesting personalities and are quite entertaining. The characters here are just wooden and dull.
The action scenes are uninspired and boring. Not to mention that the special effects are generic and underdeveloped. Do you want to know what the worst part is? The T-Rex is killed by a different dinosaur. It's quite insulting, given that the Tyranosaurus Rex is supposed to be dinosaur of all dinosaurs.
There is not much else to say really. I was bored and upset throughout the film.
Overall, it was just flat, boring, illogical and downright silly.
In the end, "Jurassic Park III" is not only an uninspired mishmash of the previous two films with nothing new to offer, but also a slap in the face to anyone who likes dinosaurs.
Max Scale:
1/10
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